How Animals Eat Their Food
“dad why is there no breakfast?”
“we hit toast limit, son”
I don’t under stand racism
because people are like eggs
some have light shells and some have dark shells
but there’s no point differentiating them
because they all taste the same once you crack them open and empty their guts on the frying pan
Wait until the vegans find this.
the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash
can bob the builder fix my grades